My sister Lynn came up with an amazing bonnet, which is a shame because most of its charms do not show up on film.
First of all, her bonnet lights up with blinky Christmas lights. Secondly, it plays "Jesus Loves Me" with a cheesy birthday-card-type sound gizmo. Thirdly, her bonnet doubles as a centerpiece.
The dog's butt belongs to Riley the beagle. His butt is clean but otherwise unadorned.